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Ori and the Blind Forest Review: Blooming Feelings or Mass Deforestation?
Sure, Ori and the Blind forest is cute, but is that enough to make it worth your time? Some say yes, others, not so much
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Earthbound Review: Ahead of its Time and Space
Earthbound is weird. Really weird. I love it. It isn’t without its shortcomings, but for 1994, dang.
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5 Games Which I Appreciate Are Awesome, But I Just Can’t Dig
You ever find those things which everyone loves, and you just don’t get. Well, you get it, but not as much as everyone else, seemingly. I have had that recently with a few games and I wanted to put some thoughts out there.
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Dead Cells Review: Great Game in the Membrane
I wanted to put more biology and cell puns in this review, but I’m too dumb. The game is good though.
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Metal Gear Rising Revengeance Review: Nanomachines & the Funny Man Says “Memes”
Platinum take this series away from the roots, but those roots grip tightly and keep this rough gem from carving its own path
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Baba Is You Review: Brain is Melt and Game is Good
So, here is a pretty unique game. I don’t know if I really do it justice. Baba Is You is wonderfully creative and something which no puzzle fan can afford to miss
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My Favourite Games of the Decade (2010s)
I take a swing at my favourite games from the past decade. Turns out that is a pretty tough list…
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Luigi’s Mansion 3 Review: Bustin’ Makes Me Feel Good
Green Mario is back in another spooky adventure, but does it get a “boo” or a “woo”?
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Okami Doesn’t Want Me To Enjoy It…
Okami is pretty good innit? Or is it? (It is, you should still go play it)
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Pokémon Sword and Shield Review: Hometown Glory
I want to be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my caaaaaaaaaause!
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Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair Review: Sting and a Miss?
Yooka-Laylee take inspiration from Donkey Kong Country this time around, a lofty ambition, but can they do it? (Bee pun)
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Borderlands 3 Review: Guns, Puns… Funs?
Gearbox are back with their lootin’, rootin’, tootin’, shootin’ powerhouse; Borderlands. Is it good? People seem to think so.
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Morality Choices in Games Suck, Apart From Undertale
Every action has a consequence, whether you read this or not, shape the world around you – and other meaningless E3-esque fluff
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Batman Ninja Review: We’re Not in Arkham Anymore
It is actually good? NANI!?
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