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Luigi’s Mansion 3 Review: Bustin’ Makes Me Feel Good
Green Mario is back in another spooky adventure, but does it get a “boo” or a “woo”?
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Okami Doesn’t Want Me To Enjoy It…
Okami is pretty good innit? Or is it? (It is, you should still go play it)
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Pokémon Sword and Shield Review: Hometown Glory
I want to be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my caaaaaaaaaause!
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Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair Review: Sting and a Miss?
Yooka-Laylee take inspiration from Donkey Kong Country this time around, a lofty ambition, but can they do it? (Bee pun)
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Borderlands 3 Review: Guns, Puns… Funs?
Gearbox are back with their lootin’, rootin’, tootin’, shootin’ powerhouse; Borderlands. Is it good? People seem to think so.
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Morality Choices in Games Suck, Apart From Undertale
Every action has a consequence, whether you read this or not, shape the world around you – and other meaningless E3-esque fluff
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Batman Ninja Review: We’re Not in Arkham Anymore
It is actually good? NANI!?
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Reel Deal: My Favourite Movie Tie-In Games
Notoriously bad, shallow efforts at grabbing money that is seemingly lying on the table. Was it always this bad?
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Why Hardcore Henry is the Best Video Game Movie
This movie is effin’ awesome and you should all get it watched. Here I talk about why. PARKOUR.
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Unravel Two Review: Tugging the Heart Strings
Holy cow, this is wholesome. A really lovely time all round.
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They Don’t Make Action Movies Like They Used To…
Con Air, Point Break, Die Hard, they sure don’t make them like they used to. But how exactly do they make them like they used to?
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50 Shades of Play: Use of Colour in Video Games
With more and more games adhering to those with impairments, I dive into one thing we have taken for granted all these years.
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Persona 5’s Presentation: Lookin’ Cool, Joker
This game looks so good in action it makes my eyes want to burst out of my face, so I talk about it for a bit.
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A Numbers Game: Other Means of Rewarding
Level up, boi.
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