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Elden Ring: Guide to Soft Caps & Attribute Scaling
Want to learn how to get the most out of your Elden Ring stats? I’ve got you covered.
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Olliolli World Review
Is Olliolli World gnarly or ‘nah-ly’?
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Death’s Door Review
Knock, knock… Who’s there? A pretty good game actually. A pretty good ga-… I’m sorry.
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Metroid Dread Review
It has been a long time coming, but has Metroid Dread been worth the wait?
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Warioware: Get it Together! Review
Does Warioware get the series back together, or has the lengthy hiatus caused it to fall apart?
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Donut County Review
Raccoons are the best, aren’t they? They are.
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New Pokemon Snap Review
After more than 20 years, can New Pokemon Snap possibly live up to the expectations of the N64 cult classic?
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Pokemon Gym Leaders: The Mono-Type Problem
I take a look into Pokemon gym leaders, which ones worked, which ones don’t and how I’d like to see the series move forward.
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It Takes Two Review
They say that relationships are hard, this can be true. Thankfully It Takes Two keeps you in the honeymoon period.
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Persona 5 Strikers Review
Can the turn-based combat of Persona 5 be effectively translated into a real-time battle system? Can it still be as stylish as all hell? You bet it can!
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Super Mario Bowser’s Fury Review: Why Didn’t They Call Him Meowser?
It’s like Mario Odyssey a bit, but with cats and stuff.
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Top 7 Couch Co-Op Games for Couples
February is the month of love and pancakes, allegedly. I wanted to give you the run-down on what I think are some of the best games you can play, on the couch, with someone you think is pretty neat.
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An Update on Some Stuff I Played Over Christmas
Christmas is a time for family, and discounts… What did I play over the Christmas like no other? Well I’m glad you asked…
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PHOGS! Review: Two Heads are Better than One
Yes it is a cute game, but is it a tail-wagging walk in the park, or a muzzled stroll through an estate?
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