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Superhot: Mind Control Delete Review: Action, Distilled.
SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT
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Bayonetta 2 Review: Smokin’ Sexy Style
Playing Bayonetta 2 after the absolute smash that was Devil May Cry 5? Is it still worth it? Absolutely darling.
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Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout Review: Stumble and fall?
Like Takeshi’s Castle? Like Fort Boyard? You’ll like Fall Guys, probably…
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A Hat in Time Review: Heading in the Right Dimension
A Hat in Time throws back to the days of old, to a fault. Still fun as heck though.
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The Last of Us Part II Review: … Okay
Trying to objectively review one of the most divisive games in recent memory. Yeah, this was never going to go well…
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Octodad: Dadliest Catch Review: A Kraken Good Time or Shipwreck?
Just a regular human, living a regular human life. Wait, is that a tentacle? Suction cups? How many hearts!?
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My Friend Pedro Review: The Peel Deal
Blood, bullets and bananas. These are the three things My Friend Pedro promised to deliver, but did it succeed?
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Animal Crossing New Horizons Review: Fish, Build, Grow, Earn, Submit
Island life is exactly what the world needs right now, but does it make you feel like you’re in paradise, or just a castaway?
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5 Games Which Are Perfect for Pre-Drinks
Take a look at my top picks for games to accompany your many tinnies, whether you’re a scummy lager drinker or a pretentious IPA nut, these games are a perfect pairing.
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Doom Eternal Review: Yes, You Can Punch Someone So Hard They Burst
I’m not sure that any game has ever been made worse with the addition of a grappling hook, and Doom Eternal is no exception
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Ori and the Blind Forest Review: Blooming Feelings or Mass Deforestation?
Sure, Ori and the Blind forest is cute, but is that enough to make it worth your time? Some say yes, others, not so much
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Earthbound Review: Ahead of its Time and Space
Earthbound is weird. Really weird. I love it. It isn’t without its shortcomings, but for 1994, dang.
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5 Games Which I Appreciate Are Awesome, But I Just Can’t Dig
You ever find those things which everyone loves, and you just don’t get. Well, you get it, but not as much as everyone else, seemingly. I have had that recently with a few games and I wanted to put some thoughts out there.
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Dead Cells Review: Great Game in the Membrane
I wanted to put more biology and cell puns in this review, but I’m too dumb. The game is good though.
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