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An Update on Some Stuff I Played Over Christmas
Christmas is a time for family, and discounts… What did I play over the Christmas like no other? Well I’m glad you asked…
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PHOGS! Review: Two Heads are Better than One
Yes it is a cute game, but is it a tail-wagging walk in the park, or a muzzled stroll through an estate?
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My Top 5 Games of 2020
2020 is certainly one for the history books. In the scheme of things, video games are nothing, but I enjoy them, so I wanted to give you a run-down of what my favourites from 2020 were.
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Bugsnax Review: Sugar, Spice and Everything Lice
Is it a sweet deal, or does this particular snack leave a sour taste?
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Hades Review: One Hell of a Good Time
There are plenty of underworld puns which could be made here. Basically, is Hades a “hell yeah” or “hell naw”!?
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Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time Review: An N.Ticing Challenge
The Dark Souls of platforming games returns to run, jump and spin back to the top.
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Getting Off on the Right Foot: My Top 5 First Levels in Games
First impressions count for a lot, so I have rounded up some of my favourite first levels in games. Take a look, tell me I’m stupid.
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Superhot: Mind Control Delete Review: Action, Distilled.
SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT
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Bayonetta 2 Review: Smokin’ Sexy Style
Playing Bayonetta 2 after the absolute smash that was Devil May Cry 5? Is it still worth it? Absolutely darling.
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Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout Review: Stumble and fall?
Like Takeshi’s Castle? Like Fort Boyard? You’ll like Fall Guys, probably…
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A Hat in Time Review: Heading in the Right Dimension
A Hat in Time throws back to the days of old, to a fault. Still fun as heck though.
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The Last of Us Part II Review: … Okay
Trying to objectively review one of the most divisive games in recent memory. Yeah, this was never going to go well…
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Octodad: Dadliest Catch Review: A Kraken Good Time or Shipwreck?
Just a regular human, living a regular human life. Wait, is that a tentacle? Suction cups? How many hearts!?
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My Friend Pedro Review: The Peel Deal
Blood, bullets and bananas. These are the three things My Friend Pedro promised to deliver, but did it succeed?
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